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09/03/2010 - St. Louis, MO (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - The Cincinnati Reds have activated shortstop Orlando Cabrera from the 15-day disabled list.
Cabrera hasn't played since August 2 because of a strained left oblique.
The 35-year-old was batting .260 with three home runs, 37 runs batted in and 51 runs scored in 102 games prior to the DL stint.
Also, pitchers Matt Maloney and Jordan Smith were recalled from Triple-A Louisville.
Maloney started two games for the Reds this season, losing both despite posting a 3.09 earned run average. Smith has made 27 relief appearances for the big league club, going 2-2 with one save and a 3.67 ERA.
<< Giants activate P Ray
Los Angeles, CA (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - The San Francisco Giants have activated
reliever Chris Ray off the disabled list.
Ray, who missed 14 games with a right intercostal strain, has gone 3-0 with a
5.40 earned run average in 20 appearances
<< Georgia's Ogletree suspended one game following arrest
Athens, GA (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Georgia freshman safety Alec Ogletree has been
suspended for one game following an arrest last Friday on a theft charge.
"Certainly it's an unfortunate sequence of events," said Georgia head coach
Mark Ric
<< Browns place Hardesty on IR, waive six
Berea, OH (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - The Cleveland Browns placed rookie running back
Montario Hardesty on injured reserve Friday in addition to waiving six
players.
Hardesty, a second-round pick out of Tennessee, left the Browns' prese
<< Rams reduce roster by four players
St. Louis, MO (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - The St. Louis Rams announced Friday the
release of four players, putting the active roster at 71 players.
St. Louis must release 18 more players before Saturday's 6 p.m. (et) deadline.
The four rele
Strasburg has successful surgery >>
Pittsburgh, PA (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Washington Nationals pitcher Stephen
Strasburg underwent successful season-ending ulnar collateral ligament
replacement surgery on Friday.
The procedure, more commonly known as Tommy Jo
Royals activate Bannister, Hochevar; Kendall has surgery >>
Kansas City, MO (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - The Kansas City Royals activated pitchers
Brian Bannister and Luke Hochevar from the disabled list, and catcher Jason
Kendall underwent successful surgery to repair his right shoulder.
Bannister was o
Dodgers activate Furcal from DL >>
Los Angeles, CA (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - The Los Angeles Dodgers have activated
shortstop Rafael Furcal from the 15-day disabled list.
The 32-year-old switch hitter is penciled into the leadoff spot for the
Dodgers Friday night as the
Bucks sign Hobson >>
Milwaukee, WI (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - The Milwaukee Bucks signed second-round draft
choice guard Darington Hobson to an undisclosed contract on Friday.
Hobson, the 37th overall pick in this year's draft, averaged 16.4 points, 8.8
rebounds and 3
Trash talk has a place in every competitive endeavor (except baseball; those stirrup-wearers are too busy chewing on their sunflower seeds and their supplements to worry about what their opponents are doing).
Fantasy sports is no exception. Any intelligent discussion of the subject would probably start with a thesis statement or a definition of terms. Thankfully, this wont be an intelligent discussion.
Let me just say that I am happy to take a place in this space alongside my talented colleagues, even our commissioner. (You should see how she bleats like a demented paper boy about league fees on our fantasy site).
Trash talking, I would argue, is primarily about amusing your friends, their sheeplike demeanors and sloping foreheads notwithstanding. The best place I have found for football trash talking is at www.SportsAlarm.com.
Beyond the entertainment factor, though, I would recognize that the sophomoric ritual has one advantage, when properly applied. It magnifies your fantasy triumphs and mitigates your fantasy failures by transforming the eventual point total into an afterthought. Winning makes it seem like your opponent really is a truss-owning, lapel-pin-wearing nitwit. And in defeat, trash talk can be the air bag to break the fall from your hyperbolic heights. The plug-necked yahoos on your team, you can say, will be sacking groceries by the end of the season.
The best trash talk, in my view, is layered and nuanced. And it doesnt focus only on your opponents team. It picks apart your opponent. The idea is to create a shock-and-awe-scale blizzard of nonsense, and the goal is to make your opponent drop his hands from his keyboard in exasperation.
What team does your opponent root for? Accuse a Giants fan of having a Joe Namath pillowcase. Wheres your opponent from? Give a look of concern no matter his reply, then say, I'll try to type slower for you next time. Is your opponent into politics? Label everyone a tax-and-spend corporate shill.
Cap all that with a liberal application of irrelevance. For instance, dont just conclude by saying your opponent is a twerp who drafts like my grandmother. Say that your opponent is a sweater-wearing, eyebrow-plucking twerp who drafts his team about as well as Zsa Zsa Gabor gave acceptance speeches at the Oscars. By the time your foe makes sense of that, his starting running back will have had puppies.
But what about you? Hmm? Recall a memorable slam? Have a tried-and-true technique? Know someone who seems impervious to insult? Take a moment and tells us about it. Put together some (fit-for-publication) thoughts. You wont be too busy returning phone messages from your friends, Im sure, to reply.
In addition to the trash talking, the Sports Alarm has a huge gallery of high resolution pictures of beautiful women and models in bikinis. The most popular models are: Lindsay Lohan, Carrie Underwood, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Paris Hilton.
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